嘿 乔恩
Hey Jon, you missed
你脖子后面漏了什么东西
a spot there on the back of your neck.
-滚蛋 -别介 老兄 别生气
- Fuck you! - I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry.
我只是开个玩笑
I was just clowning around.
科里 我可没功夫跟你扯淡
Cory, seriously, I'm not in the mood.
电话关了
Turn off the phone.
快他妈给我滚出去 我还要收拾这烂摊子
Let's get the fuck out of here so I can clean this shit off.
什么
What?
我去 你车里为什么有气球
Oh, my God, why are there balloons in your car?
-什么 -该死的 阿什
- What? - Goddamn it, Ash.
怎么 你觉得是我的锅
What, you think this is my fault?
这可是你的车
You drove, it's your car.
你可能忘了锁门
You probably left the doors unlocked.
滚蛋 我之前锁了车的
Fuck you, I locked the car, I know I did.
好吧 你说锁就锁了
Yeah, I bet you did.
而且 是你今晚忙着交朋友的
Besides, you're the one who had to go make a friend tonight.
是你去找的他 不是吗 现在听着
You just had to go find him, didn't you? Now, look.
他怎么进去的 他怎么进去的
How did he get in? How did he get in?
他硬闯进去的 聪明蛋 而且可能还偷了我所有的东西
He broke in, genius. And he probably stole all my stuff too.
-反正车里也没什么值钱的 -我去
- Like what, you didn't have anything in there. - Jesus!
哦 见鬼 伙计们 他在跟踪我们
Oh, shit, guys, he's following us.
什么
What?
他站在那里看着我们
He's just standing there watching.
-这混蛋 -哦 上帝 乔恩
- This fucking guy. - Oh, God. Jon.
伙计 我觉得还是别这样了
Dude, dude, I don't think that's a good idea.
-伙计们 我们得上车了 -嘿 混蛋
- Guys, we need to get in the car. - Hey, asshole.
-乔恩 -你觉得你很有趣 是吧
- Jon? - You think you're pretty funny, huh?
科里 乔恩
Cory! Jon?
是要我过来揍你是吧
Why don't I come over there and beat the shit out of you?
乔恩 赶紧上车
Jon, get in the car.
你无话可说
You got nothing to say?
-你就傻站在那儿 -科里 快上车
- You're just gonna stand there? - Cory, come on, get in the car!
我应该叫警察来抓你个混蛋
I should call the cops on your dumb ass.
你们两个 现在上车
Both of you, get in the car now!
谁在气球里装了一堆火药
Who the hell fills balloons with a bunch of powder?
大家都怕你 是因为他们
Everyone's all scared of you because
在新闻上看到了一些照片
they saw some photos on the news.
-但你只是个傻屌 -乔恩
- But you're nothing but a pussy. - Jon!
快点 乔恩 上车 我要离开这儿
Come on, Jon, get in the car. I want to get out of here!
快点 我们走
Come on, let's go.
我去 他吓到我了
God, he's creeping me out.
这又不是万圣节 你这傻屌
It's not Halloween, you piece of shit.
是你让我们离开的 有人告诉你他们看到了小丑
You're the one that made us leave. Somebody told you they saw Gags.
你 你还去找他 你居然还去找他
You, you had to go find him. And you did.
干得好 他是个混蛋
Well good job, because he's a fucking prick.
这该死的气球到处都是
These damn balloons are everywhere.
找个其他的出口 这边不对
Try and find another exit. This is not right.
呃 你今晚喝什么了
Ugh, what were you drinking tonight?
你是吐血了吗
Is that blood?
我们能在那个吓人的小丑回来之前走吗
Can we get going before the creepy clown comes back?
我知道 我在找路 我不知道
I know, I'm trying. I don't know
这个白痴在做什么
what this dickhead is doing!
那是什么
What was that?
我去
God.
-天啊 这可不好玩 -哦 我去
- Jesus Christ, this is not cool. - Oh, my God.
感觉有人从车底下踢我们
Feels like someone's kicking us from underneath the car.
乔恩 安静一下好吗
Jon, just shut up for a second!
天哪 安静一会吧
God, come on!
那他发出来的声音
That wasn't coming from him,
是从外面传来的
that was coming from outside.
看见什么了吗
Anything?
哦 我操 妈的
Fuck, fuck, God!
哦 天哪 你去哪 科里
Oh, my God! Where you going, Cory?
科里 回来
Cory, come back.
天哪
God!
哦 天哪
Oh, my God!
科里 回来
Cory, come back!
科里
Cory!
我吗
It's me?
怎么了
What is going on?!
哦 天哪
Oh, my God!
哦天哪
Oh, God! Oh, my God!
天哪
Oh my-- Oh God, oh my God!
大新闻
小丑目击事件持续发酵
我做了22年广播新闻的工作
It's something I never thought I would say
我从未想过我会说这样的话
in my 22 years of broadcast journalism.
这次不一样
But here it goes.
有个邪恶的小丑在格林湾的街上游荡
There's an evil clown roaming the streets of Green Bay.
上周 一段骇人的视频和许多其他的图片
This frightening video and many other images
充斥着社交媒体
of a mysterious person in a dingy clown suit
其中有一个神秘的人穿着脏兮兮的小丑服
roaming the streets with black balloons
拿着黑色的气球在街上游荡
have been flooding social media all week.
警方和市政官员仍在为这种奇怪的情况
While police and city officials are still determining
寻找合适的解决办法
the proper recourse for this bizarre situation,
必须逮捕他 没必要这么吓唬孩子 把他关起来
恭喜 你吓到我了
这个小丑在捣鬼 我恨小丑
我们派电视台自己的工作人员
we sent WGRB's very own Heather Duprey
希瑟 杜普里前往事发地点
out on location
这一切就发生在八天前
to where it all began just eight days ago.
我恨小丑
我害怕死小丑了
搞什么 拍电影吗
希瑟 请说说你那边的情况
Heather, take it away.
谢谢 汤姆
Thanks, Tom.
我站在梅森桥下面
I'm standing under the Mason Bridge,
这是格林湾市中心一个安静的小地方
a quiet little area in downtown Green Bay
从来没有引起过是非 但是现在
that no one ever paid attention to... until now.
你可以看到 我身后掀起了一阵疯狂的活动
As you can see, there's a frenzy of action behind me,
人们聚集在一起
as people gather hoping to catch a glimpse
希望一睹格林湾的小丑
of Green Bay's very own Gags the Clown.
一周前 小丑就是在这里首次被发现的
It was here that the clown was first spotted one week ago.
一名路人停下脚步 对眼前的景象感到恐惧
A passerby stopped to take pictures in awe of what he saw
并将照片上传到社交媒体上
and posted them on social media.
这些照片迅速走红
The pictures quickly went viral,
在世界各地迅速引起关注
intriguing millions around the world.
但有些人怀疑小丑的意图
But some are suspicious about the clown's intentions.
虽然有些人觉得这是无害的 善意的乐趣
While some find it to be harmless, good-natured fun,
但其他人却感到不安 甚至害怕
others are troubled, even frightened,
希望跟此有关的人
and wish that whoever was responsible
不要再胡闹了
would quit their clowning around.
我还得担心
The last thing I need to worry about
一个穿着小丑服的不正常的人
is some unstable person dressed in a clown suit.
我是说 这怎么不算违法
I mean, how is this not illegal?
孩子们害怕 父母也害怕
Children are scared, parents are scared.
见鬼 我很害怕
Heck, I'm scared.
大家真的害怕
What are people really scared of,
一个来自外太空的杀手小丑
a killer clown from outer space?
得了吧
Come on.
他只是想找点乐子
It's just a guy looking to have some fun
我完全支持
and I'm all for it.
现在 正如本周早些时候报道的那样
Now, as reported earlier this week,
格林湾警察局发表声明说
the Green Bay Police Department has issued a statement saying
除非有理由
that they will not be pursuing this individual
相信此人违法
unless they have reason to believe
否则他们不会逮捕此人
that he or she has broken the law.
然而 由于小丑制造的骚乱
However, due to the commotion that Gags the Clown
警察部门将增加巡逻
has created, the police department
并对任何可疑行为
will be increasing its patrols
进行审问
and questioning anyone for suspicious behavior.
如果你或任何你认识的人
If you or anyone you know
看到这个人
has seen this individual
或任何其他打扮成小丑的人
or any other individual dressed like a clown,
你可以
you are instructed
立即给警察局打电话
to call the police department immediately.
快出来 快出来 不论你在哪 小丑
Come out, come out, wherever you are, Gags!
不管你对格林湾小丑的行为有什么看法
Regardless of your thoughts
可以肯定地说
on the Green Bay clown's actions,
此人引起了这个城市的注意
it's safe to say that he or she has this city's attention.
以上报道来自WGRB电视台 我是希瑟杜·普里
For WGRB, I'm Heather Duprey.
晚上十点再见
Make sure to check back in at 10 p.m.
我们继续在这个位置
as we continue our on location coverage
在WGRB电视台为小丑报道
for WGRB's Gags Watch.
-报道完了 -报道小丑
- And feed's cut. - "Gags Watch"?
这就是我们的编剧团队花了一周时间来做的事情吗
That's what our crack team of writers spent a week coming up with?
听起来像色情片 我靠
Sounds like a porno, for fuck's sake.
本来上次要告诉你的 老兄
Last time I'm gonna tell you this, dude.
得在外面等30分钟
You gotta wait outside for 30 minutes.
没人会料到会发生这种事
No one's gonna expect when it happens,
但你要相信我
but you gotta trust me on this.
-嘿 是希瑟·杜普里 -什么
- Hey, it's Heather Duprey. - What?
第九频道的
From Channel Nine.
我敢打赌他们一定是在找关于小丑的噱头
I bet they're looking for Gags.
她真漂亮
She is so pretty.
我真想上她
I'd totally bang her.
怎么 我可以的
What? I totally would.
嘿 你怎么看 小丑
Hey, what about you, Gags?
想上那个辣妹吗
You wanna bang the hot news lady?
我欲火焚身 小丑想上那个辣妹
Gags horny. Gags wants bang hot news lady.
为什么小丑听起来像尼安德特人
Why does Gags sound like a Neanderthal?
什么
A what?
那些最初的小丑照片很吓人
Those original Gags photos are just creepy.
你还在看吗
You're still looking at them?
我不想看他们
I mean, I don't wanna look at them,
但是你知道
but you know...
不 我不知道 不看就行了 很简单
No, I don't. Then just don't. Heh. Pretty simple.
当某件事真的很恐怖或是很吓人
You know when something's really scary or creepy
你就是忍不住想去看
and you just can't stop looking at it?
这就是我对那些照片的感觉
That's how I feel about those Gags photos.
不 那是你的问题 不是我的
Yeah, no, that's your problem, not mine.
我知道是我的问题
That obviously is my problem.
我希望你是我的搭档
I just was hoping that you're my partner
我可以向你倾诉
and I can confide it with you.
我猜这个小丑的事让你很激动 对吧
I guess this clown situation has you really emotional, huh?
你知道 额 是的
You know, uh, yeah.
就像你们刚才听到的 我是查尔斯·怀特
As you just heard, I am Charles Wright
这是怀特的播音台
and this is the Wright Stuff Podcast,
每周六晚上
coming at you live every Saturday night
现场为你们带来听觉盛宴
for your listening pleasure.
我真不想这么做
I almost hate to do it,
因为我自己都听烦了
because I'm so damn sick of hearing about it myself,
但今晚的话题
but tonight's topic is something that's really
是最近一直困扰我的事
been bothering me as of late.
你们大多数人都知道 我是一个威斯康辛男孩 在这出生和长大
As most of you know, I'm a Wisconsin boy, born and bred,
目前居住在美丽的格林街
currently residing in the beautiful city of Green Bay.
它很小 很古雅
It's small, it's quaint,
基本上很平静
and for the most part peaceful.
但本周早些时候 我们迎来了一位不速之客
But earlier this week, we had an unwanted visitor.
他的到来让我很生气
And his arrival has me pissed to say the least.
没错就是小丑
That's right, a clown.
一个该死的小丑
A goddamn clown.
确切地说 是阴魂小丑
Gags the Clown, to be exact,
还有人觉得
because somebody thought it'd be a good idea
给那个混蛋取名字是个好主意
to name the bastard.
有谁能告诉我
Can anybody tell me what kind of person
什么样的人会穿着松垮垮的大鞋子 长着红鼻子
dresses up in big floppy shoes and a red nose
在凌晨两点钟还四处瞎晃
and walks around at two o'clock in the morning?
我的意思是 我们不是在说某个
I mean, we're not just talking about
喝醉的孩子 输了真心话大冒险
some drunk kid from the house party down the road
然后穿着万圣节服装到处乱跑
who lost a bet and ran around in a Halloween costume.
这个家伙 他花了很多心思在里面
This guy, he put some thought into this,
唯一的目的就是把人吓死
with the sole intent of terrifying people to death.
更糟的是 他一直这么做
And what's worse, he keeps doing it.
他不断这样 被人看见
He keeps going out and being seen.
我觉得这个疯子
I'm thinking this wacko is getting off
要把我待的城市吓得半死了
on terrifying my city half to death,
我已经受够了
and I, for one, have had enough of it.
-谢谢 伙计 -谢谢
- Thanks, dude. - Thank you.
-啊 -嗯
- Yes! - Ew!
他昏过去之前
Well, he should have thought about that...
就该想到的
before passing out.
呃 太臭了
Oh, ew, that stinks so bad.
眉毛 眉毛 眉毛
Eyebrows! Eyebrows! Eyebrows!
来吧 加油
Do it, come on!
是时候了
It's about time.
那是什么
What was that?
我什么也没看见
I don't see anything.
-天哪 -哦 我的天
- Holy shit! - Oh, my God!
没什么 有人在耍我们
It's nothing, someone's just messing with us.
不 有东西在外面
No, there's something down there.
那是克里斯吗
Is that Chris?
-天哪 -什么鬼
- Holy shit! - What, what is it?
是小丑 新闻上小丑
It's that clown, it's the news clown.
嘿 这不好玩
Hey, that's not funny.
-是小丑 -伙计们 放松点
- It's Gags! - Oh, guys, relax.
可能只是某个打扮成小丑的混蛋
It's probably just some jackass dressed like a clown.
这可不好玩 门锁上
This isn't funny. Lock the doors.
莉斯 冷静点 没事的
Liz, calm down, it's all right.
可能只是在和我们开玩笑
Someone's probably just messing with us.
这可不好
It's not all right.
这是我的房子 我讨厌小丑
This is my house and I fucking hate clowns.
想要吹我的气球吗
Wanna blow my balloon?
克里斯 你这王八蛋
Chris, you fucking dick!
混蛋 一点都不好笑
You assholes aren't funny!
-好样的 -很好
- Epic. - So good.
天哪 我不知道她这么害怕小丑
Holy shit, I had no idea that she was so afraid of clowns.
干得好 干得好 老兄
Nice one. Nice job, dude.
听起来不妙
That didn't sound good.
我去
What the fu--
WGRB台首先报道了
WGRB is first on the scene
发生在格林湾市中心松树街
reporting on a major disturbance at the Pine Street
停车场坡道的一起重大骚乱
parking ramp in downtown Green Bay.
虽然目前细节有限
While details are limited at this time,
但我可以告诉你们的是
what I can tell you is that the ramp will be closed
在接到进一步通知之前
until further notice,
停机坪将被关闭
and that an official investigation has been opened
格林湾警察局已展开正式调查
by the Green Bay Police Department.
请继续关注第九频道
Stay tuned to Channel 9 for more updates
了解更多关于这个该消息的最新进展
on this developing story.
以上报道来自WGRB 我是希瑟·杜普里
For WGRB, I'm Heather Duprey.
报道结束
And the feed is cut.
感谢上帝 居然在这个城市
Thank fucking God, something exciting
报道这么让人激动的事
to report on in this city.
不幸的是 罗恩想让我们继续报道小丑的事
Unfortunately, Ron wants us officially sticking with Gags.
你在跟我开玩笑吗
Are you fucking kidding me?
他要把停车坡道给内森
He's giving Nathan the parking ramp
这样我们就可以继续报道小丑了
so we can stay on the clown caper.
该死的内森
Fucking Nathan.
那是小丑
Yes, it was Gags.
这姑娘的车到了
The girl's ride is here.
他们想知道现在能不能带她回家
They were wondering if they could take her home now.
可以 我需要的都得到了
Yes, I have everything I need.
受害人情况有多糟糕
How bad is the victim?
很不好
It's messy.
帕金斯说什么 凶杀
What's Perkins saying, homicide?
情况不好
It's really messy.
我们有一堆受害者
We have a mess of a victim,
一个人的脸被割掉了 逃离了现场
an individual who's face is cut off that fled the scene,
还有一个目击者 她的男朋友现在在迈阿密
and a witness whose boyfriend is now MIA.
等等 他的脸被剪掉了
Wait, his face was cut off?
她就是这么说的 那个男人的脸被割掉了
That's what she said, the man's face was cut off.
所有单位 速到考兰特237号
Unit 1-12, response to 237 Courtland
可能涉及小丑的儿童绑架案
for a possible child abduction involving a clown.
好吧
Of course.
这是八天前的事了
This was eight days ago.
在这8天里
And in those eight days, there have been about
已经有3起确认的目击事件
three confirmed sightings
和大约100万起未确认的目击事件
and about a million unconfirmed sightings
我想知道的是
and what I wanna know is,
为什么人们要拿起手机
why are people grabbing their phones
给他拍照
and taking pictures of him?
要我说 我会拿砖头去打他
Like I said, I'd be grabbing something else.
我是说 这些人没有意识到
I mean, don't these people realize
通过拍下这些照片把它们上传到网上
that by snapping these pics and loading 'em online
然后不停地说我们有多害怕
and going on and on about how scared we are,
我们不仅给了这个混蛋
not only are we giving this asshole
他想要的结果
exactly what he wants,
我们还为模仿者从幕后走出来
we're paving the way for copycats
寻求同样多的关注
to come out of the woodwork
铺平了道路
and look for the same amount of attention.
我都不知道该怎么说
Don't even get me started on the GBPD.
我的意思是 我对警队里的
I mean, look, I have endless respect
所有人员都怀有无限的敬佩
for our men and women behind the badge
他们每天都
going out there every single day,
冒着生命危险去保护和服务
putting their lives on the line to protect and serve,
但他们这周的表现很糟糕
but they have dropped the ball in a big way this week.
我是说 显然你们现在
I mean, we have a individual essentially
在给这座城市制造恐慌
terrorizing the city.
人们害怕晚上外出
People are afraid to go out at night.
父母们不敢让他们的孩子
Parents are afraid to have their kids
走路从学校回家
walking home from school.
我的意思是 这座城市已经受到了攻击
I mean, the city is essentially under attack,
但是 警察说他们对此无能为力
and yet, the cops say there's nothing they can do about it.
扮成小丑并不违法
"Dressing like a clown isn't illegal."
那扰民呢
Well, what about disturbing the fucking peace?
因为上次我查过 扰民是违法的
'Cause last time I checked, that was still illegal.
这是真的吗 艾迪
Is that true, Eddie?
你有没有看到过一个小丑
Did you see a clown who offered you candy
他给你糖果 让你和他一起到树林里去
in exchange for you coming into the woods with him?
不记得了
Can't remember.
艾迪
Eddie.
你知道对警察说谎是一种犯罪
You know it's a crime to lie to the police.
-等等 -洛瑞看到他了 我没有
- Now, wait a minute. - Lori saw him, not me.
我从没见过他
I never even saw him.
这不就得了嘛 谢谢你 艾迪
It's okay, we're done here, Eddie, thank you.
女士 当你报警时
Ma'am, it is very important when making a report
你报告的事实是非常重要的
to the police that you gather all the facts first.
事实吗 你知道他没安好心
Facts? You know he's up to no good.
别再给我说什么
And stop giving me that,
穿恐怖的衣服是不违法的之类的屁话
"It's not illegal to dress creepy" bullshit.
好好说话 夫人
Watch your language, ma'am.
祝你有个愉快的夜晚
And have a good night.
所有单位 报告207A为假警报
Unit 1-12, reporting 207A as a false alarm.
收到 收到
Copy 1-12.
整座城市因为小丑都疯了
This whole damn city's clown crazy.
报告 正在接近蓝色英帕拉
1-13 approaching blue Impala.
车牌登记
Plates are registered
道格·范布伦名下 地址是天窗542号
to a Doug Van Buren, address 542 Skylight Terrace
挂牌在一个蓝色雪佛兰英帕拉上
and appears valid on a blue Chevy Impala.
先生 请您立即熄火
I need you to shut off the engine
并且从车里出来
and exit the vehicle.
先生 摘掉面具 赶紧下车
Sir, take off the mask and exit the vehicle now!
嘿
Hey!
我可不是在说笑
I'm not playing games!
摘下面具 举起手来
You need to take off the mask, show me your hands
从车里出来
and get out of the vehicle!
我去 这孩子怎么了
Christ's sake, what is this kid on?
英帕拉的司机没反应
Driver of Impala plates unresponsive.
是白人男性 20岁出头 穿着小丑服装
White male, early 20s wearing a clown costume.
再派点人来
We're gonna need another unit.
嘿 别动
Hey, don't you move!
呆在那儿
Stay right there!
今晚的节目真是个好话题 小子
Picked a hell of a topic for tonight's show, boy.
评论像潮水样上涨
Comments are flowing like the Schplatz Light.
-啊哈 -来自格林湾的劳拉说
- Ah-ha. - Laura from Green Bay says,
我15岁的女儿恳求我
"My 15-year-old daughter is begging me
让她和她的朋友们
to let her and her friends go out
出去找他 但我拒绝了
and try and find him, but I refused.
他有点不对劲
There's something not right about him.
这不是一个以牺牲他人为代价来取乐的人
This isn't someone having fun at the expense of others.
这是一个变态
This is a sick individual."
嘿 我完全同意 劳拉
Hey, I couldn't agree more, Laura.
我这么说吧
Let me just say this.
如果晚上打扮成小丑
If dressing up like a clown
在城市里散步
and walking around the city at night
是你的娱乐理念
is your idea of entertainment,
你需要检查一下你的脑子
you need to get your fucking head checked
因为脑子有些地方不对劲
because something ain't right.
嘿 嘿 看一下拉瑞·罗宾逊的评论
Hey, hey, hey, check out this comment by Larry Robinson.
是我们昨晚讨论的内容
It's what we were talking about last night.
好吧 让我找找
All right, all right, uh, let me find it.
好了 找到了
Okay, here we go.
哦 我们很乐意看到你出去找他
Oh-ho. "We'd love to see you go out and find him.
做警察不敢做的事
Do what the cops are too afraid to do
制止这种瞎胡闹
and put a stop to this nonsense."
谢谢你的评论 拉瑞
Thanks for the comment, Larry.
靠 这也很受欢迎
Oh, shit, it's a popular one too, 14 likes already
两分钟就有14个赞了
in just two minutes.
相信我 伙计们 这已经讨论很久了
Hey, trust me, folks, it's been discussed long and hard.
你知道 一开始我不是很在意
You know, at first, I just shrugged it off,
因为我想 我们的执法部门
'cause I figured, you know, our law enforcement's
会处理好这事的
gonna take care of it.
八天过去了
But eight days past the point, I'm wondering
我在想也许这就是我们需要做的
if maybe that's what needs to be done,
做个治安维持者
a little vigilante justice.
我的意思是 我们现在成了这个国家的笑柄
I mean, we are the laughing stock of the country right now.
整个城市都在为
The whole city's in a state of panic
一个该死的小丑而恐慌
over a goddamn clown?
嘿 你们怎么想
Hey, what do you all think?
这是大众观点吗
I mean, is that the popular opinion out there?
查尔斯·怀特应该去搞定小丑吗
Should Charles Wright go clown hunting?
在评论下留言 告诉我们你的想法
Let us know on the page.
还有 分享这个节目
Better yet, share this video.
我告诉你们 如果我们得到500个关注 我就去搞定小丑
I tell you what, if we get 500 shares, it's a done deal.
我就去 我就去格林湾的大街小巷
I will go out and I will hit the streets of Green Bay
今晚我就搞定这个小丑
and I will find this clown tonight.
如果你想看到我搞定这事 快分享视频吧
So if you wanna see that happen, share the video.
哇
Whoo!
要来一炮吗
Would you fuck me?
干吧
I'd fuck me.
停电了
Power's out.
这个地方被毁了
Place is trashed.
没有任何人的踪迹
No sign of anyone.
10-12报告
10-12.
什么
Wha...?
格林湾警察局
Green Bay Police Department!
有人在就赶紧出来
Anyone in here, make yourself known!
嗯
Huh?
嘿 不要动
Hey, don't move!
不许动 不许动
Freeze, stop moving!
住手 住手
Stop, stop!
你觉得这很好玩吗
What do you think is cool about it?
他只是个该死的小丑
It's a fucking clown.
老实说 我甚至不理解
I honestly, I don't even get--
为什么人们会在乎
Why do people give a shit?
-为什么 -他只是站在那里
- Why--? - He just stands there.
他很可能就是个该死的瘾君子
He's probably some fucking crackhead.
如果我遇到一个疯子
If I met a crackhead that had the initiative
主动要求做小丑服装
to build a clown costume...
你从不做小丑服装 那他在什么地方买的
You don't build a clown, he bought it somewhere.
太好了 所以他攒了钱
Great, so he saved up money.
要求了就会去做
Ask and you shall receive.
这是怀特播客的查尔斯·怀特
This is Charles Wright of the Wright Stuff Podcast.
在今晚的节目中 我们问我们的粉丝们
And on tonight's episode, we asked our fans
他们是否愿意让我出去
if they would like me to go out
找这个引起所有骚动的小丑
and find this clown that's been causing all this ruckus.
但有一个条件
But there was one stipulation.
直到我们的关注超过500个
Our clown huntin' wouldn't begin until we had reached
我们才开始寻找小丑
over 500 shares.
刚刚查的时候 我们超过800个
Well, last time we checked, we had over 800,
所以我们把它当成了一个
so we took it as a big fucking yes
响亮而清晰的答案
that was heard loud and clear.
所以 我们今晚要上街了
So, we're gonna hit the streets tonight,
韦恩会跟在后面
Wayne here's gonna tag along and videotape everything
录下所有的东西
for your viewing pleasure
让你们在这一集里看得开心
on this exclusive Wright Stuff special episode.
如果他只是个该死的瘾君子
If he is just a fucking crackhead,
他为自己做得很好了
he's done very well for himself.
他有一群忠实的粉丝
He's got a following, a devoted fan base.
他有一个标签
He has a hashtag.
不 这就像在辛辛那提的松鼠一样
No, this is just like Squirrelly T in Cincinnati.
-没错 -那个装扮成松鼠吉祥物的家伙
- Great. - The guy dressed up
原来是个疯子
as a squirrel mascot, turned out to be a crackhead.
一回事
It's the same thing.
很好 但这就像
Great, but that is like
如果你是一个瘾君子
if you're going to be a crackhead
你面前有x个选项
and you have x amount of options in front of you
你选择了
and you chose the one
你要创造的角色
that you're going to create a character--
我讨厌你唱反调
I hate when you play devil's advocate.
太讨厌了
It's so obnoxious.
我真的觉得这家伙很英雄
I, for real, find this guy heroic.
-英雄 -英雄
- Heroic? - Heroic.
我认为你说的话
I think that you use words
你完全不知道它们的意思
and you don't entirely know what they mean.
请派人到1647师街
I need a unit at 1647 Division Street.
未成年喝酒聚会
Underage drinking party.
有小丑在现场报道 请告知
We have clowns reported on site, please advise.
我们要说一声吗
Should we take that call?
这样吧
Now look, here's the deal.
如果我们找到这个人
If we find this guy--
当我们找到这个人
Uh-uh, when we find him.
谢谢你 韦恩
Thank you, Wayne.
当我们找到这个人
When we find this guy,
我就叫那头蠢驴回家
I'm simply gonna ask him to take his goofy ass home
彻底别再胡闹了
and stop this nonsense once and for all.
我会尽我最大的努力做到文明一点
And I will do my goddamn best to be civil.
我真的会
I really will.
之后 就看他的了
But after that, the ball's in his court.
如果他朝我走来 扯我的东西
And if he comes at me, pulls anything,
甚至说了一些让我生气的话
or even says something so stupid that I get pissed off,
那他要跟老奥德丽走走过场了
he's gonna say hi to old Audrey here.
这就是我要说的
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
老奥德丽和我一起
See, old Audrey and I
去海外旅游过几次
did a few tours together overseas.
在前线有几次约会
Had a few dates on the front line,
用得挺顺手的
got along real good,
她一直表现得很好
and she put out from the get go.
是的 解救他脱离苦海
Yeah, put a few towelheads out of their misery.
相信我 一定让你大开眼界
Oh, trust me, there was more than just a few.
我只是开个玩笑
I'm just kidding.
虽然我很喜欢让老奥德丽跟着我
Much as I love to let old Audrey tag along,
但我想我还是谨慎一点好
I'm thinking I'll need to be a little more discreet.
所以格温的用处来了
That's where Gwen comes in.
她简单粗暴
See she's simple, dependable,
很实用 从未让我失望过
always has dinner ready, never lets me down.
我甚至可以带个大玛姬
You know what, I might even bring along big Marge.
她被关在家里有一段时间了
She's been cooped up for a while,
一直想散散心
been itching to powder up.
老玛姬只要一响
One blast from old Marge,
那个小丑就会像那些黑色气球一样爆炸
that clown's gonna pop like one of those black balloons.
炸的只剩下他的大鞋子
Be nothing left but his big ole shoes.
我的生活被这些可怕的小丑们破坏了
My life's work is jeopardized by these scary clowns.
多丽丝·米克斯
对不起 我没想过我会变得这么情绪化
I'm sorry, I didn't think that I'd get this emotional.
没关系 你做得很好
It's okay, you're doing good.
我喜欢做小丑
I just, I love being a clown,
但现在感觉整个世界
and it feels like the whole world is either scared of me
不是害怕我就是恨我
or hates me right now.
小心点 你的妆要花了
Oh, careful, your makeup's gonna run.
萨拉
Sara?
-你在干嘛 -没干嘛
- What are you doing? - Nothing.
萨拉
Sara.
-干嘛-不要这样
- What? - Don't be like that.
-不要哪样 -别这样
- Don't be like what? - Don't do this.
-伙计 伙计 -嘿 怎么了
- Dude, dude. - Hey, what's up?
德鲁在楼上
Drew is upstairs.
-真的吗 -和安娜·诺沃特尼
- Okay? - With Anna Novotny.
他们会恨死你的
They're gonna hate you.
-我操 -我的天
- The fuck? - Jesus Christ!
哦 德鲁 我要让你
Oh, Drew! I'm gonna make you--
给我滚开 你抽什么疯
Get the fuck off of me! The hell is the matter with you?
-滚出去 克里斯 -我们得撤了 有警察
- Get out, Chris! - We gotta hit, cops!
废话 克里斯 克里斯 别鬼混了 我们得走了
Crap, Chris, Chris, stop screwing around, we gotta go!
克里斯 来真的
Chris, really?
真的 就这么丢下泰勒走了
Really, just gonna leave without Tyler?
我不能被抓 我不能被抓
I can't get busted, I can't get busted, I can't get busted.
嘿 站住
Hey! Stop right there.
是我就不跑了
I don't think so.
20号你在哪完毕
What's your 20? Over.
我在1600街区后面的小巷里
I'm in the alley behind the 1600 block of Division.
刚抓了一个 完毕
Just apprehended one, over.
这下今晚上更有意思了 对吧
So, your night's about to get interesting, huh?
你在跟我开玩笑吧
You've got to be kidding me.
希望这个派对你值得来
Hope the party was worth it.
你今晚干得不错
Of course you're working tonight.
对不起 我
I'm sorry, I...
杰克 见见我的女儿莎拉
Jake, meet my daughter Sara.
继女
Stepdaughter.
哦 你就是莎拉
Oh, so you're Sara.
很高兴终于见到你了
Nice to finally meet you.
彼此彼此
Likewise.
-你喝酒了 -没有
- You been drinking? - No.
-别骗我 -我没喝
- Don't lie to me. - I'm not.
要是你不信 就给我一个酒精测试器
Give me a breathalyzer if you don't believe me.
有点尴尬
This is awkward.
谢谢你 杰克 我来处理吧
Thank you, Jake, I got it.
我去看看房子里还有什么
I'm gonna go sweep the house.
看着我 看着我
Look at me. Look at me.
-你今晚和谁在一起 -朋友啊
- Who were you with tonight? - Friends.
-什么朋友-我不知道 有几个
- What friends? - I don't know, a few.
别废话了 谁
Cut the shit, who?
我有麻烦吗 雷纳尔警官
Am I in trouble, Officer Renard?
我现在可以走了吗
Or can I go now?
好了 态度好点 莎拉
Okay, drop the attitude, Sara.
我真的受够了
I am really sick and tired of this.
你不能把我当作
You know, you can't just use me
免罪金牌 好吗
as a get out of jail free card, okay?
我没有喝酒
I didn't drink.
好吧 你的车呢
Okay, where's your car?
在克里斯那
It's at Chris's.
那好 我要你直接去克里斯家
Okay, I want you to go directly to Chris's house,
开着你的车回家
get your car and drive home.
我一个小时后给你爸打电话
I'm calling your father in an hour
他最好告诉我你晚上已经回去了
and he better tell me you're in for the night.
不 今天是星期六晚上
No, it's Saturday night!
我才不管呢 萨拉 我要你马上回家
I don't care, Sara, I want you home!
不如这样吧
You know, matter of fact,
上车 我亲自带你回家
get in my squad car, I'll take you home myself.
不 我自己回去
No, I will go home on my own.
我认真的 萨拉
I'm serious, Sara.
我也知道 我也是
Yeah, I know, me too.
好吧 我要你马上直接回家
Okay, I want you to go straight home!
知道了
10-4.
别想和警察斗
You don't run from cops!
熊孩子
Damn brat.
哎呀 杜普里小姐
Gee, Miss Duprey, you really are much prettier in person
你真人比电视上好看多了
than you are on TV.
哦 谢谢
Oh, thanks.
好了 五 四 三
All right, in five, four, three...
谢谢 汤姆和艾莉森
Thanks, Tom and Alison.
我和拉尔夫·荣格沃斯站在一起
I'm standing here with Ralph Jungwirth,
他是雪松街时光古董店的老板
business owner of Somewhere In Time Antiques on Cedar Street
也是格林湾终身居民
and lifelong resident of Green Bay.
这里的拉尔夫声称见到了格林湾
Ralph here claims to have seen the person
每个人都在谈论的那个人 当然就是全世界
that everyone in Green Bay, not to mention the world,
都在讨论的那个人
has been talking about.
拉尔夫 你能跟我们说说
Ralph, what can you tell us about
你看到小丑时的情况吗
your Gags the Clown sighting?
好吧 每天当
Well, ahem, it happens every day
神秘结束了吗
我走进我的店
when I walk through my store,
我都会看到这个
I see this!
啊 打扰一下
Ah, excuse me.
你是说你没有看到
Are you saying that you didn't see the clown
每个人都在谈论
that everyone has been talking about
上周每个人都在谈论的小丑吗
this past week?
也不能这么说
Well, not exactly.
我的意思是 我看到了新闻上所有的照片
But I mean, I saw all the photos on the news.
大家都看到了
Everyone has.
但我立刻认出了他
But I recognized him immediately.
衣服 面妆
The outfit, the face paint.
这张照片是1974年拍摄的
Now, this picture is from 1974.
这张照片是在鲍尔斯和马什大陀螺家庭马戏团拍的
It was taken at the Bowers and Marsh Big Top Family Circus
20多年前 这家马戏团每年夏天
that set up shop every summer in Green Bay
都会在格林湾营业
for 20 plus years prior,
直到那年8月一切都灰飞烟灭
right up until that August when it all went up in smoke.
我在这商店买了很多旧东西
I've got tons of their old stuffs in this store.
在那场大火之后我尽了全力 我要
Salvaged everything I could after that fire, and I'll--
先生 你的意思是说
Sir, you mean to tell me that you are not referring
你指的不是每个人都在谈论的小丑
to the clown that everyone's been talking about,
而是1974年以来的另一个小丑
but rather a different clown from 1974?
当地人称小丑最早出现在1974年
看这
Look!
就是同一个
It's the same one.
好了 你们听到了
Well, there you have it.
自1974年以来 小丑一直在格林湾的街道上游荡
Has Gags the Clown been wandering the streets
直到现在才有人注意到吗
of Green Bay since 1974 and no one's noticed until now?
我们将会有更多关于这个故事和更多令人兴奋的报道
We'll have more on this story and many more exciting updates
因为我们会继续WGRB台的报道
as we continue our WGRB Gags coverage.
以上消息来自WGRB台 我是希瑟·杜普里 请继续关注
For WGRB, I'm Heather Duprey, stay tuned.
结束了
And the live feed is cut.
什么
What?
这就完了 是吗
We're done, that's it?
是的 已经完了
Yeah, we're done.
嗯 好吧
Eh, okay.
谢谢你让我这么晚
Thank you for making me come all the way down
大老远跑到我的店里来
to my shop this late at night
接受一个微不足道的采访
for a piddly little interview!
不 谢谢你
No, thank you
带来的1974年精彩新闻
for that wonderful breaking news from 1974.
离开我的店
Get out of my store!
你的竞争对手会相信我的
Maybe the competition will believe me,
你这个小贱人
you pixie whore.
哦 天哪
Oh, my God!
你活该
You kind of did deserve that.
收拾你东西 走人
Pack up your shit, let's go.
哦 闭上
Oh, shut the fuck--
-哦 看这是谁 -哦 天哪
- Oh, look who it is. - Oh, jeez.
来自WBSC的丽贝卡·钱伯斯
Rebecca Chambers of WBSC, reporting live
现场采访
on scene where we have Heather Duprey
艰难挣扎的WGRB台的希瑟·杜普里
of the struggling WGRB.
现在 你能告诉我 杜普里小姐
Now, can you tell me, Miss Duprey,
成为Gags Watch唯一的记者
what does it feel like to be the sole ambassador
是什么感觉
of Gags Watch?
-别闹了 -嗯 别闹了
- Just stop. - Hmm, "Just stop."
好吧 伙计们 你们首先听到了
Well, you heard it here first, folks.
希瑟·杜普里的第一感觉
Heather Duprey, first on the beat
竟然是“别闹了”
is going to, well, stop.
详情继续关注第10台
Details at 10.
典型的第三频道
Hmm, typical Channel 3, coming here
我偷懒几秒钟马上就来了
for my sloppy seconds.
蠢姑娘 很明显
Damn girl, clearly someone can't handle
有人不能接受友好的竞争
a little friendly rivalry?
哦 今晚还会更糟吗
Oh, could this night get any worse?
我觉得我的头要爆炸了
I feel like my head is gonna blow.
你一定要拍下来 科迪
Make sure you're rolling, Cody.
我可不想错过这个
Wouldn't wanna miss this.
好吧 好吧
Ah, okay, okay.
冷静点 我们没那么过分
Calm down, we'll let you be.
今晚祝你好运
Good luck tonight.
你一定要保持
Make sure to keep that positive attitude
积极的态度
of yours going strong.
-再见 戴尔 -再见 贝克
- Bye, Dale. - Bye, Bec.
-回见 科迪 -回见 伙计
- Later, Cody. - Later, man.
-你什么情况 -什么情况
- What was that? - What was what?
-再见 戴尔 -再见 贝克
-Bye, Dale. -Oh, bye, Bec.
-回见 科迪 -别这样
- Later, Cody. - Oh, come on.
等等 你和WBSC的记着是不是
Wait, are you and Miss WBSC fuck--
是的 我听说了 所以游戏开始了
Yes, I heard that, so game on.
看谁来了
Hey, look who showed up.
我们还以为你妈妈
Oh, yeah, and we were starting to think
给你订了房间呢
you got booked by your mom--
-谢谢你等我 -嗯
- Thanks for waiting on me. - Uh-huh?
警察来的时候
Yeah, I could have bolted a lot sooner
我本可以跑得更快的
when the cops showed.
我找过你
I was looking for you.
别这样 你不必为我担心
Come on, you don't have to worry about me.
我们很确定你妈妈
Yeah, and we were pretty sure your mom
会再放你出来
would just bail you out again.
是后妈
All right, it's stepmom.
说到这 她穿着制服
You know, and speaking of which,
真他妈的性感
she is fucking hot in that uniform.
你爸爸一定很喜欢她们年轻又有异国情调
I mean, your dad must love 'em young and exotic.
泰勒 闭嘴
Tyler, shut up.
带我去开我的车
Just take me to my car.
萨拉 还不到九点
Yeah, Sara, it's not even nine o'clock,
你还不能回家
you can't go home yet.
什么 这个派对已经完蛋了
What, this party's busted.
有什么办法呢
What is there to do?
难道我们就待在街上
We're just gonna stay in the street and drink beer
喝泰勒整晚从他爸爸那儿偷来的啤酒
that Tyler stole from his dad all night?
是啊 我们刚才就那样
Yeah, we did that.
我们现在也是这样
We're currently doing that.
但你知道吗 我们一直在说这件事
But you know what, we were talking about it.
我们整晚最开心的事
The most fun that we had all night
就是把派对上的每个人都吓了一跳
was scaring everyone at that party, dude.
我是说 我们现在就得好好利用这一点
I mean, like, we need to take advantage of this right now.
你装的小丑很像
You make such a convincing Gags.
这样不好啊
I don't know about that.
是的 我很像
Hell yeah, I do.
我只是说 莉斯吓得屁滚尿流
And I'm just saying, Liz damn near shit her pants.
整个城市都在做这事
And this whole city is about to do the same thing,
所以让我们玩得开心点 伙计
so let's just have a little bit of fun with this, dude.
这主意不错
I second this idea.
那你们玩开心
Yeah, well, you guys go have fun.
我还是想回家
I still wanna go home.
但是莎拉 我们需要你做我们帮手
But Sara, we need you to be our third.
不然谁来录这些
Who's gonna record everything?
叛徒
Traitor.
-呃 -三封信
- Uh... - Three letters.
我想说的是本尼迪克特·阿诺德
I was going to say Benedict Arnold.
这太多了 绝不止三个
That's way too many, far more than three.
我只是随便看看叛徒
I'm just looking, something traitor...
罗
Ron...
哦 哦 看这个 看这个家伙
Oh, oh, get this, look at this guy!
-看这家伙 -哦 我的天
- Look at this guy! - Oh, my God.
开玩笑吧
You are fucking kidding.
哦 他要倒了 他要 哦 他倒了
Oh, he's going down. He's gonna-- Oh, and he went!
-哇 伙计 噢 噢 -我们得跟他聊聊关于小丑的事
- Whoa, buddy, oh, oh! - We gotta interview him about Gags!
我们能采访他吗
Can we please interview him?
这正是罗恩所想要的
This is exactly what Ron deserves.
格林湾 你总是让我惊喜不已
Green Bay, you never cease to amaze me.
这哥们儿断片了
Dude is just wrecked.
好吧 你到底想干什么
Well, what exactly did you have in mind?
难道你就打算去随便找家
We're just gonna go to random houses
再向他们扔水气球
and throw water balloons at 'em?
不
No.
我们去市中心
We're gonna go downtown.
我们要真的吓唬人们
We're gonna scare some real people.
我是说 他已经给人们留下了恐怖的印象
I mean, come on, he's on everybody's mind.
我们只是吓唬他们
We're just scaring them?
没错
Yeah.
但会很好玩
But it's going to be awesome.
你去吗
Are you in?
当然 我去
Fine, I'm in.
太棒了
Yes.
警员1-62和1-83
Unit 1-62 and unit 1-83,
已经到地址1120
respond to the address 1120...
晚上好 女士 我正在接一个电话
Good evening, ma'am. I'm responding to a phone call.
是我女儿 她 她
It's my daughter. She's-- She's--
我不知道她怎么了
I don't know what's gotten into her,
她跟以前不一样 有些不对劲
but she's not herself, something's wrong.
警察来了
The cops are here.
好吧 女士 我要你告诉我
Okay. Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to tell me
都有谁在屋里
who's all in the house.
只有我和我的两个女儿
Oh, it's just me and my two daughters,
真纳和我的大女儿艾琳
Genna and my oldest daughter Erin,
她把自己锁在这里不肯出来
who's locked herself in here and won't come out.
好吧 告诉我事实 告诉我发生了什么
Okay, just the facts, tell me what's going on.
艾琳 她很早就回家了
Erin, she came home early.
她和她的两个朋友出去找那个该死的小丑
Her and her two friends went out looking for that damn clown.
然后她感觉不舒服
She wasn't feeling good and she was covered
浑身都是白色的粉末
in some sort of white powder.
那是可卡因
That was cocaine.
闭嘴 真纳
Shut up, Genna.
我一开始没怎么在意
I didn't put much thought into it,
但她好像精神恍惚了
but then she went into this trance
她手里拿着剪刀
and she was holding scissors in her hand
看着我 好像她想要伤害我似的
and she looked at me like she wanted to hurt me.
然后她就一直在房间里
She's been here ever since.
-我可以试试吗 -可以
- May I? - Yeah.
嗨 艾琳
Hey, Erin?
我是格林湾警察局的警官
It's Officer Jacobs from the Green Bay Police Department.
不如你出来 我们可以聊聊
Why don't you come out here so we can talk for a bit?
她进去的时候 拿的有剪刀吗
Did she have the scissors with her when she went in?
-有 -嘿 艾琳
- Yes. - Hey, Erin?
嘿 你妈妈很担心你
Hey, you're worrying your mother.
我要进去看看你
Yeah, I'm gonna come in and check on you,
确保一切都好 好吗
just make sure everything's okay, all right?
孩子 你得让我进去
Jesus, kid, you're gonna have to let me in.
这里是警员1-19 我在贝尔德街10-16号
Unit 1-19, I'm gonna need immediate assistance
需要立即援助
on that 10-16 on Baird Street.
哦 天哪
Oh! Oh, my God!
好的 开到下一个窗口
Okay, pull up to the next window.
要一个吗
Want one?
不要 拿远点 我告诉过你
No, keep those away from me, I told you.
呃 罗恩 不接 谢谢
Ugh. Ron, no thank you.
你真不接吗
Really, you're not gonna answer that?
当然了 我没有心情听他的扯淡
No. I'm not in the mood for his crap.
你知道他能看见你 对吧
Well, you know he can see you, right?
我没工夫听你扯淡 罗恩
I'm not in the mood for your crap, Ron.
他对我们没有任何价值
He doesn't have anything worthwhile for us,
你知道的
you know that.
-啊 -天啊
- Ugh. - Jeez.
哦
Oh.
别接
Don't.
现在我也该无视他了吗
I mean, now I'm supposed to ignore him too?
戴尔
Dale!
别接 别接
Don't, don't, don't.
嘿 罗恩
Hey, Ron.
是的 她就在我旁边
Yeah, she is, right next to me.
嗯 等一下
Yeah, hold on one sec.
好了 马上 罗恩
Okay, you are good, Ron.
希瑟
Heather.
嘿 罗恩 我一定是错过了你的电话了
Hey, Ron, I must have just missed your call
很抱歉
Sorry about that.
是啊 别说了
Yeah, just stop right there.
我不想听 任务怎么样
I don't care to hear it. How's your assignment?
呃 一切都很顺利
Uh, it's going fine.
我们采访了你要求采访的所有人
We interviewed everyone you requested
我们在等下一个重大突破
and now we're just waiting for the next big break.
哦 下一个重大突破 是吗
Oh, the next big break, huh?
很好 还记得莱特播客里
Great. You remember that nutjob Charles Wright
那个疯子查尔斯·怀特吗
from the Wright Stuff Podcast?
那就是去年秋天NRA
Is that the guy we interviewed last fall
来镇上采访的那个人吗
when the NRA came into town?
对 没错
Yeah, exactly.
看来他今晚
Looks like he's out there conducting
也要去找小丑了
his own clown hunt tonight.
据他说 他问人们是否希望他执行
He asked if people wanted him to enforce "vigilante justice,"
警察该履行的义务
since the GBPD aren't doing enough,
因为当地警方做得不够
according to him.
等等 你是说他打算
Wait, you mean that he's gonna...?
是的 他在外面找小丑
Yeah, he's out there looking for Gags
他要搞定他
and he's gonna put an end to him.
一小时前
He began posting Facebook Live videos
他开始在脸书上直播
over an hour ago.
天啊 太棒了 我们就是要这个
Holy shit, yes, this is exactly what we needed, yes!
你说的对 我们就是要这个
Yeah, you're right, this is exactly what we needed.
告诉我 丽贝卡·钱伯斯为什么
So tell me, why in the fuck did Rebecca Chambers
要宣布WBSC对他的独家采访
just announce that WBSC exclusive interview with him?
等等 你刚才说什么
Wait, what did you just say?
你听到了
Oh, you heard me.
我想知道的是你是怎么错过了
What I wanna know is how in the hell
这个小丑故事里最精彩的一集
did you miss the biggest break in the Gags story?
你有注意到自己在外面做什么吗
Are you even paying attention to what you're doing out there?
别甩锅给我 好吗
Don't you put this on me, okay?
我把你的烂采访都做完了
I have done every single one of your pathetic fucknut interviews.
那个在古董店的
Who the fuck was that Ed Gein motherfucker
叫艾德·盖恩的混蛋
at the antique store?
这些不是新闻 罗恩
These pieces aren't news, Ron,
这只是个愚蠢的笑话
they're a goddamn joke.
你想告诉我什么是新闻
You wanna tell me about what is
什么不是新闻 好吧
and isn't news, sure, go ahead, fine.
很明显 即使有一些想成为
Clearly you can't tell what real news is
蝙蝠侠的人在格林湾四处追逐小丑
even when there's some wannabe Batman
你也无法分辨什么是真正的新闻
running around Green Bay hunting a clown.
你怎么没注意到呢
Somehow that didn't show up on your radar, huh?
所以 继续 希瑟 开导我
So please, go on, Heather, enlighten me.
你给我的资源我已经尽力了
I did the best I could with what you gave me.
见鬼 我甚至都不想让人看
Hell, I didn't even want Gags Watch.
很好 因为你已经不会让人看到了
Good. 'Cause you're not on it anymore.
什么意思
Excuse me?
我受够了你的态度
I've had enough of your attitude
让WBSC在你不知情的情况下
and having WBSC snatch up the exclusives
攫取独家新闻
without you even being aware of the situation.
你犯了大错
It's a pretty big fuckup.
你不用来上班了
You're officially off the assignment.
别别 我们一定能搞定的 哥们
Uh, wait, I'm sure we can work something out, guys.
太迟了 我已经给内森了
It's too late. I already gave it to Nathan.
内森
Nathan?
是的 内森
Yes, Nathan.
不 你不能这样对我
No, you cannot do this to me.
我为你努力工作
I worked my ass off for you.
我可以这样 希瑟
I can do this, Heather.
我就这么做了
And I just did.
回家吧 你已经被开除了
Go home. You're done for now.
先把我的车开回来
But first, bring back my fucking truck.
晚上好 格林湾
Good evening, Green Bay.
这里是WBSC 我是记者丽贝卡·钱伯斯
I'm Rebecca Chambers reporting live for WBSC.
我们很自豪地在上周的新闻中
And we are proud to report a fascinating development
报道了一项让人激动的发展
in a story that has been in the news this past week.
你最好相信我要行使上帝赋予我的保护自己的权利
You better believe I'm gonna act on my God-given right
我要对着他肺来两枪
to defend myself and put two slugs in his lungs.
GBPD可以让我负责任
And the GBPD can hold me accountable all they want.
你们猜怎么着 我对自己负责
'Cause guess what, I hold myself accountable.
怀特播客的主持人
Charles Wright, host of the Wright Stuff Podcast,
查尔斯·怀特选择走上街头
has opted to take to the streets
去寻找小丑
in an effort to find Gags the Clown.
对他来说 这个小丑消失的太久了
To him, the joke has gone on for far too long
他也笑不出来了
and he is not laughing anymore.
丽贝卡 美国人要为自己的国家而战
Rebecca, Americans have to take our country back
查尔斯·怀特在这里为大家开一个头
and Charles Wright is here to set an example for you all.
有些人可能会说 包括你本人在内
Some may say, including yours truly,
你对这件事太较真了
that you're taking this a little too seriously.
哦 我吗 这太搞笑了 因为在过去的一周里
Oh, am I? That's hilarious, because for the last week
我从你和其他
all I've been hearing from you
所有的新闻电台
and all the other crony news stations
听到的都是小丑 小丑
is Gags, Gags, Gags.
若有什么不同的话 那就是多亏了你们
So if anything, my seriousness in the matter
我才这么认真
is thanks to you.
据我们所知
Well, for all we know,
这可能是某人的恶作剧
this can be someone's idea of a prank.
没错 这可能是个恶作剧
That's right, it could be a prank.
这可能是一个宣传噱头
It could be a publicity stunt.
可能是一些没人会看的
It could be for some dumb horror movie
无聊的恐怖电影
nobody's ever gonna see.
但这并不能改变他在
That doesn't change the fact
外面散布恐怖的事实
that he's out there soliciting terror.
所以说小丑是恐怖分子
So Gags the clown is a terrorist?
这就是我的意思
That is exactly what I'm saying.
听着 他不是那种传统意义上的
Look, he's not your just standard
ISIS圣战恐怖分子
garden variety ISIS jihad terrorist.
你知道 他不是躲在胡子和头巾后面
You know, instead of hiding behind a beard and a turban,
而是躲在小丑面具后面
he's hiding behind a clown mask.
但他还是个恐怖分子
But in the end, he's still a terrorist.
搞定他 搞定小丑
Get him, Rock. Get the clown.
搞定小丑
Get the clown, there's a good boy.
好像没人
...it seems as if nobody's...
-找到了 -好孩子
- ...been able to find... - Good boy, Rock.
小丑
Gags the Clown.
是什么让你会这样做
What makes you think that you will?
并不是所有人都当了七年海军陆战队员
Not everybody was a Marine for seven years.
不是每个人都有我的身手
Not everybody has the knowledge that I have.
我是一个受过训练的士兵
Look, I'm a trained soldier.
你确定你不想看这个吗
Hey, you sure you don't wanna watch this?
该死的货车 混蛋
Goddamn van, right, you piece of shit.
我们就当这是否定的意思
We'll take that as a no.
小丑可不是什么
See, Gags isn't some punk high schooler
无所事事的朋克高中生
with nothing better to do.
看得出他有什么计划
You could tell he's got a plan of some sort.
我要挫败这个计划
And I am gonna foil that plan.
她头发真好看
Her hair is stunning.
你会怎么做
What will you do?
作为一个美国人 我将行使
I will exercise any and all of my God-given rights
上帝赋予我的一切权利
as an American.
这家伙还真
Oh, my God, this guy is such a--
我一点都不相信他 好吗
I don't believe him for a second, okay?
因为查尔斯·怀特正在找你
...because Charles Wright is looking for you.
我来了
Coming for you, pal!
以上报道 来自丽贝卡·钱伯斯
And there you have it. I'm Rebecca Chambers.
请继续收看对WBSC的关注
Make sure to stay tuned to WBSC
以获得更多关于猎杀小丑的独家报道
for more exclusive coverage of Gags Hunt.
猎杀小丑
谢谢你 查尔斯 你做得很好
Thanks, Charles, you did great!
只是个穿小丑服的家伙
It's just a guy in a clown suit.
-你们两个知道 对吗-听好了
- You two know that, right? - Listen up, toots.
你做你的 我们做我们的 好吗
You just do what you do, let us do what we do, okay?
-图茨 -在镜头前保持良好形象
- Toots? - Stay pretty in front of the camera.
两位晚上愉快
You two have a good night.
谢谢 我们会的
Thanks, we will.
911报警中心 有什么紧急情况
911, what's your emergency?
我刚被一个穿得像小丑的人
Yeah, I was just chased up the stairs
追上了我家
to my apartment by a person dressed like a clown.
现在他就站在我的前门外面
And now he's just standing outside my front door.
你现在在公寓里吗
Are you inside the apartment now
你的门锁了吗
and are your doors locked?
是的 但是他还站在那 他不离开
Yeah, but he's just standing there and he won't leave.
你家在哪
What's your address?
亚当斯街1506号 7号公寓
1506 Adams Street, apartment seven.
你认识这个人吗
Do you know this person?
不 我不认识 他戴着小丑面具
No. Well, I don't know. He's wearing a clown mask.
那个人威胁了你
Has the individual threatened you?
我觉得被小丑追很危险
I consider being chased by a clown
你不觉得吗
threatening, don't you?
哦 我去 他还挺上道的
Oh, man! He's totally booking it.
还推了一个购物车
A shopping cart!
我去
Holy shit.
你想回家吗
And you wanted to go home
嘿 我不回家 不是吗
Hey, I stayed out, didn't I?
关上门 关门
Close the doors! Close 'em!
关门 快 快
Close 'em! Go, go, go.
-快 快 -再见 女士们
- Go, go, go, go. - Bye, ladies.
我去
This shit.
太容易了
It's too fucking easy.
萨拉 莎拉 你看
Sara. Sara, look.
-哦 我在看 -行
- Oh my, look at-- - Yeah.
妈的 你在跟我开玩笑吗
Jeez! Are you fucking kidding me?
-敢搞我 -克里斯
- After the day I had? - Chris.
跟我耍花招
You're gonna pull this shit on me?
克里斯 回车里 克里斯 克里斯 搞什么
Chris, get back in the fucking car. Chris, Chris, what the fuck?
哦 妈的
Oh, fuck.
-快走 快走 -走了
- Go, go, go! - I'm going!
天哪
Oh, my God.
伙计 那家伙差点揍了你一顿
Dude, that guy just almost kicked your ass.
伙计 克里斯 克里斯 你没事吧
Dude, Chris. Chris, are you okay?
妈的 畜生
Fucking punks!
谁是小丑不重要
It doesn't matter who Gags is.
大家都担心这个
That's what everybody wants us to be worried about.
但是我要告诉你 小丑只是
But I tell you what, Gags is just a distraction
转移人们对真正问题的注意力
from the real issues.
这就是现在
That's the problem with what's going on
媒体的问题所在
with the media right now,
他们想把注意力
is that they wanna focus on these distractions,
集中在这些娱乐上
these entertainments, instead of talking
而不去报道真正的问题
about the real issues.
警员1-12 10-23 到达现场
Unit 1-12, 10-23 going in for a closer look.
收到
Copy, 1-12.
格林湾纪念医院现有
All available units, Green Bay Memorial Hospital
单位需要紧急援助
is in need of some serious assistance.
工作人员似乎不知所措 请上报
Staff seems overwhelmed, please advise.
我们不知道怎么办 他们报警说什么
Um, we're overwhelmed, what's their excuse?
他们现在只有
They only have two security guards
两名保安值班
on duty right now.
强行进入前门
Forced entry on front door.
收到
Copy, 1-12.
目前正在百老汇聚集餐厅
10-90 currently in progress at Gather Restaurant
目测10到90个位置 请上报
on Broadway. Be informed--
你走右边 我走左边
You sweep right, I'll take the left.
收到
Copy that.
有发现
I got something here.
格林湾警察局
This is the Green Bay Police Department!
如果有人 请说话
If anyone is here, you need to make yourself known!
啊 我去
Ah, goddamn it.
格林湾警察局
This is the Green Bay Police Department.
举起你的手 蹲下
Raise your hand and get down on your knees.
先生 我们是警察
Sir, this is the police!
把手举起来 蹲下
Put your hands in the air and get down on your knees.
照她说的做 伙计
Do what she says, man!
先生
Sir?
请不要敬酒不吃吃罚酒
You wanna do this the easy way or the hard way?
先生 我们是警察
Sir, this is the police.
我的天
Jesus Christ.
放下武器
Drop your weapon...
-趴到地上 -不要反抗
- and get down on the ground now! - Don't do it.
-站住 -我不
- Stop! - I will not--
-克丽丝 你没事吧-我没事
- Chrissy, you all right? - I'm fine.
他到底怎么了
What the hell is wrong with him?
他死了 事实就是这样
He's dead, that's what's wrong with him.
他对自己做了什么
Oh, what the hell was he doing to himself?
我这辈子见过很多事情
I've seen a lot of things in my day,
但这还是头一回
but nothing like that.
警员1-12 开火了 嫌犯被击毙
Unit 1-12. Shots fired, suspect down.
需要医护
Paramedics required immediately.
这是在开玩笑吧
You gotta be kidding me.
妈的
Fuck!
你不说他死了嘛
You said he was dead!
他没脉搏了
His vitals were gone.
-你要去哪 -跟上他
- Where are you going? - After him.
外面等我
Meet me out front!
妈的
Shit!
你在录吗
You recording?
这已经是第九次了
For the ninth time, yes.
做点什么
Do something already.
可以的
Oh, ho, ho, impressive.
伙计们
You guys!
我不知道为什么我没有早点想到这一点
I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner.
-什么-看
- What? - Boom.
不可能 他们不让我们进去
No way, they won't let us in.
为什么不呢 这是个狂欢节
Why not? I mean, it's a carnival.
还有什么地方比这
What better place to mess with people
更适合和穿着小丑服装的人乱搞 对吧
dressed in a clown costume, right?
怎么回事
What's going on?
伙计 我们要去游乐场
Dude, we're going to the fairgrounds.
-我操 这地儿好 -是的
- Fuck yes. - Yeah...
不 绝对不可以
No, absolutely not.
伙计们 我们不去狂欢节
Guys, we are not going to the carnival.
好吧
Okay.
伙计们
Guys!
呃 我讨厌我的朋友们
Ugh, I hate my friends.
恨死他们了
Hate 'em.
你在干嘛
What are you doing?
回车站
Going back to the station.
-继续开 -罗恩说我们必须
- Keep driving. - Ron said we had to--
我不在乎罗恩说什么 这事没完
I don't care what Ron says, this isn't over.
这还没完吗 你不是想结束这一切嘛
This isn't over? You wanted this over.
别再这样了 你如愿以偿了
No more Gags Watch, you got your wish.
我不明白这怎么不算好事
I don't understand why this isn't a good thing.
这个怀特
This Wright guy.
你认为他会找到那个小丑吗
Do you think he'll find the clown?
或者是 你觉得他会开枪吗
Better yet, do you think he'd shoot him?
我不知道 希瑟
I don't know, Heather.
他是一个主播 不是谋杀犯
He's an entertainer, not a murderer.
你永远也看不出这些老古板怎么想的
I mean, you never can tell with these wacko conservatives.
前一秒他们还在祈祷
One second they're praying,
下一秒他们就私刑处死同性恋者
the next they're lynching gay people
炸毁堕胎黑诊所
and blowing up abortion clinics.
-我想他会的 -好的 然后呢
- I think he would. - Okay. And?
就是这样 戴尔
And that's the fucking story, Dale.
没人在乎那个小丑
No one gave a damn about the clown.
他站在外面 人们在拍点照 没什么大不了
He's standing around, people are taking pictures, big deal.
有人想杀他
Someone with the intent of killing him,
这是百年一遇的独家新闻
that's a one-in-a-million exclusive.
全世界性质的新闻
That's worldwide news.
丽贝卡已经得到了采访机会
Bec already got the interview.
别再叫她丽贝卡了
Gah, stop calling her Bec. Ugh.
她刚刚采访了那个人
She just interviewed the guy.
好吧 那我们去找他
All right, let's find him.
我们跟着他 看他做什么
Let's tail him, wait and see what he does.
如果没什么事 就没关系
If it's nothing, it's nothing.
我们星期一回去和罗恩谈谈
We go home and we deal with Ron on Monday.
但是如果我们在这个人
But if we catch this guy
行凶的时候抓住他
in the act of killing,
或者因为别人穿得像个小丑
or even threatening someone with a gun
而用枪威胁他
because they're dressed like a clown,
我们的事业就会突飞猛进
both our careers skyrocket.
罗恩说他想要那车
Ron said he wanted the van--
-罗恩想要一个小丑新闻 -我的天
- Ron wanted a Gags exclusive. - And it's my ass!
我们还是可以做到的
And we can still deliver that.
求你了 求你了
Please. Please, please, please.
该死的 杜普里 你真是个损友
Goddamn it, Duprey, you're a bad influence.
好哥们
Attaboy!
大家好吗
How you doing, folks?
我是主播查尔斯·怀特
Charles Wright of the Wright Stuff Podcast
现在为大家报道
checking in with you.
我们刚刚听说一张新照片火了
We just caught wind of a new photo
什么时候拍的
going viral, taken when?
22分钟前 东区工业园区拍的
22 minutes ago, Eastside Industrial Park.
谢谢你 韦恩
Thank you, Wayne.
现在整晚都有人
Now, scanner's been poppin' off all night
在搞恶作剧 模仿别人等等
with pranks and copycats and what not.
这张照片看起来是真的
But this photo looks legit
而且拍摄地点也符合我们那家伙的身份
and the location fits our guy's MO.
所以我们要继续前进
So we're gonna head on over there,
我们不开车 要走过去
we're gonna ditch the wheels and continue on foot.
继续关注我吧
Stay tuned.
我没看见他 他到底在哪儿
I don't see him, where the hell is he?
我告诉你 他会退缩的
I'm telling you, he's gonna chicken out.
他不会在这吓人的
He's not gonna show.
那就我来穿吧
I should have wore the damn thing.
-嘿 他穿了 -在哪
- Heh, he did it. - Where?
-他就在那儿 他 -你在哪看见的
- He's right over there. He-- - Where do you see him?
在哪
Where?
我才刚看到他
I-- I just saw him.
我可没看见 好吗
Look, I don't see shit, okay?
等等 是我看错了吗
Wait, huh? Did that really just happen?
嘿 这是在看什么
Hey. What are we looking at?
等等 你不是在那吗
Wait, weren't you just over there?
-那里 -是的 就那
- There? - Yeah, over there.
-没有 -伙计
- No. - Dude.
-嘿 -你在干嘛
- Hey. - What are you doing?
吃棉花糖啊
I'm eating cotton candy at a carnival.
他们不让我穿那衣服 不好意思
They wouldn't let me in with the costume on, I'm sorry.
你怎么这么笨 我告诉过你
You jackass, man. I told you
你进来再穿
to put the thing on after you came in here.
我知道 对不起
I know. Sorry.
那现在怎么办
So, what are we gonna do,
就这么走了
we're just gonna go?
不
No.
我们至少要去玩两把
We're gonna go ride the Tilt-a-Whirl at least twice.
是啊
Yeah.
这混蛋得请我
This dick shine here's paying for me.
-真的吗 -是的 真的
- Seriously? - Yeah, seriously.
这一定和停车有关
This has to be related to the parking ramp.
不会吧 这下惨了
No shit? I'll be damned.
你知道这不是真正的浴盐吗
Did you know they're not actual bath salts?
这只是说着玩的
That's just slang.
我不知道
I had no idea.
珀金斯警探 我是克丽丝·勒纳德警官
Detective Perkins. Officer Chrissy Renard here.
今晚早些时候派恩街停车场斜坡凶杀案
Have there been any developments to the homicide investigation
调查有什么进展吗
of the Pine Street parking ramp from earlier this evening?
我们刚刚遇到了一名嫌疑犯
We've just had an encounter with a suspect
他的样子与我们所见到的目击者很像
who resembled a description from that one eyewitness we had.
我总觉得他们是有关系的
Can't help but think they're connected.
浴盐通常含有
Bath salts usually contain the cathinone
甲苯胺甲苯胺 哇
methylenedexa-- Wow.
难怪他们叫它们浴盐
No wonder why they just call them bath salts.
这些我一个都念不出来
I can't pronounce any of these words.
好的 谢谢
Okay, thank you.
这比我们想象的要严重
This is bigger than we thought.
怎么说的
What do we got?
我想今晚医院里有几个病人的症状
I guess the hospitals have had a few patients tonight
和我们刚才看到的相似
who've had similar symptoms as to what we just witnessed.
自残 没方向感 高度亢奋
Self mutilation, disorientation, hyperadrenal disorder.
是病毒引起的
So what is it, some kind of virus?
不知道
No idea.
他们都失踪了
They've all disappeared.
哦 天哪
Oh, my God.
我恨死你了
I hate you so much!
如果你是一个半妄想症的古板主播
If you were a semi-delusional
拿着枪在找小丑
conservative podcast host carrying a gun
你会在哪里
looking for a clown, where would you be?
教堂
Church?
嘿 嘿 等一下
Hey, yo, hold up,
这张照片是在那里拍的
the picture was taken back there.
是的 这张照片是30分钟前发布的
Right, that picture was posted 30 minutes ago.
他已经达到他要的目的了
He already got what he wanted.
有人拍下了他的照片
Somebody snapped his picture, posted it online,
发在网上 好让他引起关注
give him his attention fix.
他早就走了 我对他去了哪很感兴趣
He's long gone. I'm interested in where he went.
好吧 伙计 要不我们再看看
Well, dude, come on, let's just take a look, huh?
我告诉你 他已经不在那里了
I'm telling you, he's not there anymore,
你这白痴 我们走吧
you fucking idiot, let's go.
查尔斯 你嘴巴给我放干净点
Hey, you better check your tone with me, Charles.
我不是你那帮娘炮粉丝 明白吗
I'm not one of your pansy ass fanboys, you got me?
好的 这就是为什么我们不在这待的原因
Okay. Here's why we're not going down that way.
因为这是浪费时间 你自个想想
'Cause it'd be a waste of time. Think about it.
他一直是在一个地方 然后噗的一声 不见了
He's always in one spot and then poof, gone.
一个穿成那样的人 他不可能凭空消失
Now, a guy dressed like that, he doesn't just disappear,
不可能吸引别人的注意 也不可能吸引人们去找他
not with the attention he gets and the people looking for him.
所以我想他应该有一辆车
So I figure he's gotta have a vehicle of some sort
或者是其他某种交通工具
or a mode of transportation,
所以他可以毫不费力地跳进去就走了
so he can just jump in and take off without any hassle.
我们就要找个 好吧
So that's what we're looking for, okay?
记住 这是我的直播
Remember, this is my show.
我的直播
I'm driving this bitch.
你只是我的助手
You're just along for the ride.
妈的 混蛋
Fucking asshole.
伙计们 我们做什么
You guys, what are we doing?
他们要关门了
They're about to close.
-我们要这样 看 -真的吗
- That's what we're doing, look. - Really?
那是个黑气球
It's a black balloon.
你得拿去做服装
You gotta get that for the costume.
真可以 去吧 去吧
You totally do, you gotta go. Go, go, go!
可是
But...
这是那个小丑一开始用的黑气球
Look, this is a Gags original black balloon.
给我拍个照 拍个照
You gotta get a photo, you gotta get a photo.
-必须的 -你怎么知道
- Totally on it. - You don't know that.
这里那么多气球
There are thousands of balloons here.
可能是随便哪个人的
It could be anyone's.
萨拉 你就不能让我拿着新气球
Sara, can you just be happy for once
开心开心
for me and my new balloon?
这怎么了
What just happened?
别拍了
Turn off the camera.
我让你别拍了
I said turn off the fucking camera!
我怎么说的 永远别去一个地方两次
What'd I tell you? Never the same place twice.
等等 让我拍下来
Wait, let me get it on camera.
我去 那个混蛋真吓人
Goddamn, that bastard's creepy.
好了 开播吧
Okay, go live.
-现在 -不是现在 难道是下个月
- Now? - No, next month.
好吧 马上
All right, give me a second.
好吧 开播 开始
Okay, we're live, go.
天啊 伙计们
Boy, oh boy, folks.
这下事情快要高潮了
Things are about to get exciting.
我站在昆西附近的
I'm standing here at the Eastside Industrial Park
东区工业园区
just off of Quincy.
猜猜我们刚找到谁了
Guess who we just found.
没错 我们找到他了
Yeah, we found him, boy.
小声点 我们知道了
Shh, of course we did.
现在 收看直播的观众们
Now, for all you viewers at home...
有1900多个观众了 查理
1900 viewers, Charlie.
我以圣经发誓
...I swear to you on the Bible,
这是真的 伙计们 这可不是演戏
this is the real deal, folks. This is not staged.
2000多个观众了
2000 viewers and counting.
我是查尔斯·怀特
This is Charles Wright with the Wright Stuff Podcast
这里是来自威斯康辛州格林湾的的直播
coming to you live from Green Bay, Wisconsin,
我会亲自动手
taking matters into my own hands,
以怀特的方式做事
doing things the Wright way.
我今晚上就要结束这个小丑风波 你们准备好了吗
My city's clown problem ends tonight. You ready?
来吧
Hell yeah, let's do it.
哇 哇 这不是那个小丑吗
Well, well, well... if it isn't Gags the Clown.
这些天很火 不是吗
Pretty popular these days, aren't you?
但要是我来说
Weren't too hard to track down though,
你也不是那么难找
if I may say so myself.
你怎么不过来呢
Listen, why don't you cut the act and come over here?
我们当面聊聊
We'll have a little chat face to face.
别再拿气球了 也别扯淡了
No more balloons, no more bullshit.
听着 伙计
Look, man...
马上给我停止这无聊的小丑恶作剧 听见了吗
this clown shit stops now, you hear me?
我受不了了
I'm not having it anymore.
这个城市受不了了
My city ain't having it anymore.
你倒是玩得很开心 吓到了一群人
You had your fun, got a bunch of people scared,
还顺便火了一把
received all kinds of attention,
但现在这一切都结束了
but this stops now!
你为什么不过来
So why don't you come on over here,
摘掉面具然后滚回家
take off that fucking mask and go the fuck home!
2500多位观众 查理
Hey, we got 2500 viewers, Charlie.
妈的
Hell, yeah.
我不想说第二次
I'm not gonna ask you again.
赶紧
Draw it!
你想挨枪子吗
You really wanna do this?
妈的
Goddamn it!
杀了他 查理 杀了他
Shoot him, Charlie, shoot him!
我最后再给你一次机会
This is your last chance!
-这到底是怎么回事 韦恩-我 我不知道
- What the hell is that, Wayne? - I-- I don't know.
他去哪儿了
Hey, where did he go?
他刚才还在这 跑掉了
He was right here, did he just run off?
快 伙计 得找到他
Come on, man, you gotta find him!
别让他跑了
Don't let him get away!
我去
What the...?
不会吧
Oh, man, come on!
这是在逗我吧
You gotta be kidding me.
这不可能啊
No, no, no, no. This doesn't make any fucking sense.
怎么会 他不可能就这么消失了
What's up? He couldn't just disappear.
他去哪了
Where'd he go?
那些音乐哪来的
Where was that music coming from?
我不知道
I don't know.
我们搞砸了
We blew it.
是你搞砸了
No man. You blew it.
去维克剧院
Respond to the Vic Theatre.
有警官受伤 神志清醒但身份不明
Officer down, conscious, status unknown.
距上次报告超过30分钟
Last check in over 30 minutes.
小队的GPS还在
Squad GPS still showing up.
我操
What the fuck?!
请带好
Please collect all...
怎么了
What was that?
克里斯刚在厕所里吐了好多耶格酒
Chris just puked up a gallon of Jaeger in the bathroom.
可你们没喝过耶格酒啊
But you guys weren't drinking Jaeger.
很明显他喝了 他吐得到处都是
Well, he clearly was. He just blew chunks all over the place.
我现在就给他传网上去
I am posting this shit right now.
那他没事吧
Oh. Oh, is he okay?
我看着像他的医生吗
Do I look like his doctor?
泰勒·泽普尼克 世界上最好的朋友
Tyler Zepnick, world's best friend.
哇
Whoa.
你看着脸色不对啊
You don't look so good.
吐完了啊 小子
Puke and rally, boy.
你真的没事吗
Are you sure you're okay?
你要我们带你回家吗
Do you want us to take you home?
嘿 伙计们 看这个
Hey, guys, guys, check this out.
这有个疯子
There's this guy, this crazy dude.
他整晚都在找小丑
He's been hunting Gags all night
他找到了 就怂了
and apparently found him and then totally chickened out.
你什么意思 猎杀小丑
What do you mean, hunting Gags?
-他是谁-我不知道
- Who is he? - I don't know.
-查尔斯·怀特 -那个主播
- Charles Wright. - The podcast guy?
他的视频到处都是
His video is everywhere.
这是主播
This is Charles Wright...
查尔斯·怀特 -你看评论了吗
- ...Wright Stuff Podcast... - You reading the comments?
这里是来自威斯康辛州格林湾的现场直播
Coming to you live from Green Bay, Wisconsin.
-我自己来 -不太好
- Takin' matters into my own hands. - It's not good.
他们叫你笨蛋 你知道吗
They're calling you a chump, you know that?
只会说大话的懦夫
Just another coward who's all talk.
他们甚至觉得你子弹都没上膛
They don't even think you had the thing loaded.
我不确定是不是他
I wasn't sure it was him.
哦 当然是他
Oh, of course it was him.
-嗯 我枪法不准 -胡说
- Well, I didn't have a clean shot. - Bullshit!
我不能真的杀一个人 好吗
Look, I just can't kill a guy, Wayne, okay?
你能明白 对吧
You do understand that, right?
谁都可能戴个面具
Could have been anybody under that mask.
据我所知
I mean, it could have been an undercover cop
这可能是个警察假冒的
for all I know.
警察假冒的 真的吗
An undercover cop, really?
你认为是个警察假冒的吗
You think it was a cop who was dressed as the clown?
那不然就让我来
Just give me a goddamn break already.
你知道 这是底线
You know, here's the bottom line.
你告诉你的观众 你那些了不起的粉丝
You told your viewers, your great amazing fans,
你会找到这个小丑
that you were gonna find this clown
在一个已经有超过5000人
and put a stop to him
观看的直播中搞定他
on a live video that already has more than 5,000 views.
韦恩 我向上帝发誓
Wayne, I swear to God!
我向上帝发誓 查理
I swear to God, Charlie.
不管你喜不喜欢 这也是我的直播
Whether you like it or not, this is my show too.
现在因为你的小失误
And now because of your little fuckup,
我也栽了
I look just as bad as you.
-我已经把视频删了 -哦 得了吧
- Look, I deleted the video. - Oh, come on...
这已经被下载转发了好多次了
It's been downloaded and reposted hundreds of times already.
只要看看评论吧
Just read the visitor comments, man,
已经造成负面影响了
the damage has been done.
我会挽回的
I'm gonna make it right.
上车
Get in the goddamn truck.
哦 这家伙不行了
Oh, no more boomers for this guy.
你给他嗑药了
You gave him shrooms?
我们得送他去医院
We have to take him to a hospital.
好吧 怎么给医生说
Okay, and tell them what?
我们的朋友一直在喝酒
That our friend here has been drinking
嗑了一晚上药
and consuming hallucinogenic mushrooms all night?
现实点 莎拉 想想看
Get real, Sara, think about it.
我没事 继续嗨吧
I'm fine. Let's party.
这才对嘛
Attaboy.
他肯定有问题
There's definitely something wrong with him.
-我们得去医院 -天哪
- We need to go to the hospital! - Holy shit!
伙计们 看那
Guys, check it out, look.
是查尔斯·怀特
It's fucking Charles Wright.
哦 太好了 要不我们去找他聊聊
Oh, great, let's you know, stop for a chat,
再要个签名什么的
maybe an autograph.
你能专心点嘛
Can you focus on anything ever?
看看
Read it.
你就是查理
该死的 现在所有人都在戏弄你
Damn it. Now people are just messing with you.
嘿 你做什么
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
这些蠢把戏不可能打败我
Piece of shit didn't get the best of me.
我们走
Let's go.
我知道他们要去哪里
I know exactly where they're going.
你得调头 在这右转
You're gonna have to turn. You're gonna turn right up here.
不 我们得把克里斯送到医院
No, we need to get Chris to the hospital.
莎拉 这是我的车
Sara! This is my car.
所以你能不能别再拖我的后腿了
So could you stop being a drag for once in your life...
把车开回去
...and turn the damn car?
-往回开 -不
- Turn now. - No.
-你逗我吗 调头 -不
- Are you kidding me? Turn. - No!
-莎拉 赶紧调头 -好吧 好吧 我调
- Sara, turn the fucking car right. - Okay, okay fine, I'm turning.
-泰勒 放开 -这就对了
- Tyler, let go! - Jesus Christ.
我们再去恶搞一下
We got one more prank.
最后玩次大的 就这么做
Save the best one for last, we'll fucking do it.
战争分子
你认为这是小丑吗
You really think this is Gags?
不然会是谁
Who the hell else would it be?
我不知道 也许有人看了这个视频
Well, I don't know, maybe somebody who watched
然后开始戏弄你
the video and then started messing with you.
我只是觉得很难相信
Hey, I just find it hard to believe that
小丑会跑到一个工业园区
the clown would run off to an industrial park
然后留下一串气球让我们去找他
and then leave a trail of balloons for us to find him.
韦恩 你要不要来
Wayne, are you coming or what?
可能会 可能不会
Well, maybe I am and maybe I ain't!
很好
Fine.
随便你 我不需要你
Suit yourself, I don't need you.
啊 我来了
Ah, I'm coming. It's way too much fun
看查尔斯·怀特搞砸事情太好玩了
watching this Charles Wright train derail.
收到通知 查尔斯·怀特
Be advised, Charles Wright,
在维克剧院 那可能会有嫌犯
possible suspect on officer down call in Vic Theatre.
男性白人 40岁左右 军人发型
Male white, mid 40s, with a military haircut...
你挺厉害
看到了吗 是他
You see this? It's him.
现在咋办 老大哥
So now what, fearless leader?
开直播
Go live.
-哦 你想让我开直播 -开吧
- Oh, you want me to go live? - Go to live.
好吧 开了
All right, we're live.
我是查尔斯·怀特
This is Charles Wright.
我正站在刚才一英里左右的地方
I'm standing about a mile or so as the crow flies
看着乌鸦从我们上次遇见小丑的地方飞走
from our last encounter with Gags the Clown.
我希望你们所有人都知道
And I want all of you out there to know
这还没有结束
this isn't over
当然 我对小丑有点心软
Sure, I was a little lenient with the clown.
我能说什么 我可是个好人
What can I say, I'm a nice guy.
但我向你保证 他不会三振出局的
But I assure you, he's not gonna get strike three.
机不可失 时不再来
It's now or never.
先切断直播
Cut the live video.
直播被剪切了
Live video is cut.
嘿 等等 你不是真的要进去吧
Hey, wait. You're not seriously going in there?
快来
Come on.
天哪
Oh, man.
妈的
Shit.
他们把奶油放里面了
Motherfucker, they put cream in it.
我要的是黑咖啡
I asked for black.
我专门说要了黑咖啡
I specifically said black coffee.
哦 混蛋
Oh, son of a bitch.
-那你想回去吗 -是的 我想回去
- Do you wanna go back? - Yes, I would like to go back.
那回去啊 这可是奶油
Then go back, Jesus Christ, it's cream.
-该死的 -那回去啊 重新 我的天啊
- Damn it. - Just go run in and get a-- Holy shit!
-怎么了 -是查尔斯·怀特
- What's going on? - This is Charles Wright...
查尔斯·怀特说他又发现了小丑
Charles Wright says he's found Gags again.
他说他在离那个工业园区
He says he's at an abandoned building
大约一英里的一座废弃建筑里
about a mile or so away from the industrial park?
什么废弃建筑
What's abandoned out there?
老拉森绿磨坊
The old Larsen Green Mill.
-我老爸以前在那上班 -我们去那
- My old man used to work there. - Let's go there.
好吧 等一下 我要回去
All right, hold on, I'm gonna swing back,
把咖啡换了
I gotta get this coffee switched.
-戴尔 现在就去 -好吧 好吧
- Dale, now! - Okay, fine!
-我去 -该死的
- Holy shit. - Goddamn it.
被遗忘的事可不是闹着玩的
哦 天哪 我在这干嘛
Oh, man, what am I doing in here?
啊 天哪
Ah, Jesus.
这太扯淡了 他都动不了
This is ridiculous, he can't even move.
管他的 就剩你了
Whatever. You still got one left in you,
不是吗 伙计
don't you, buddy?
是的 伙计
Yeah, man.
够了 我要送他去医院
That's enough, I'm taking him to the hospital.
拜托 可别做傻事
Come on, don't do anything stupid.
不 泰勒 你不傻
No, Tyler, you don't be stupid.
你打算在这干嘛 你要干嘛
What do you plan to achieve here, what are you doing?
我们要去找那些主播
We're going to go screw with those podcast guys.
对 因为你想让克里斯穿得像个小丑
Right, 'cause you want Chris to dress like a clown
去捉弄一个想要猎杀小丑的家伙
to go prank a guy who wants to shoot a clown.
长点脑子 你这白痴
Just think about this for a second, you moron!
管你怎么想 他只是在作秀
Whatever! Oh, come on, he's all show.
很明显他带的是假枪
He's obviously carrying around a fake gun.
他只是想为他愚蠢的直播
He's just trying to get stupid publicity
做愚蠢的宣传
for his dumb show.
你自己想想
Think about it.
好啊 那你去啊
Fine, then you go do it.
你去当小丑 我们走了
You go be Gags. But we're leaving.
好啊 没问题
Okay, fine.
哦 但情况有变 你们得走着去
Oh, but guess what? You're gonna walk.
因为你们不可能拿走我的车
'Cause you aren't gonna be taking my car.
走吧 我们去医院
Come on, let's go to the hospital.
-你得站起来 -莎拉
- You gotta get up. - Sara...
我想和泰勒呆在一起
I wanna stay with Tyler.
哦 这可不怪我了
Oh, oh. Dicks before chicks.
你俩真是难兄难弟
You two deserve each other.
好吧 随便
Oh, oh, right fine, whatever.
不管怎样 我已经得到我想要的了
I got what I wanted out of you anyways!
有你没你都差不多
Another V-card to add to the collection!
你真是个混蛋 泰勒
Screw you, Tyler.
别担心 伙计
Don't worry, buddy.
继续吧
I got this.
呼叫警员1-12 请回复
Unit 1-12, respond
请前往伊丽莎白街419号
to a 419 Elizabeth Street.
有可疑的破坏行为报告
Suspected vandalism with reports of suspicious behavior.
警员10-4 1-12正在赶往
10-4, 1-12 in route.
伊丽莎白街419号
419 Elizabeth Street.
是那座老拉尔森格林大厦
It's the old Larsen Green Building.
上次看到小丑是什么时候
When was the last clown sighting?
说具体点
Be more specific.
其中一个在福克斯河步行街
There was one in the Fox River Trail,
另一个在ki中心 还有一个在滨海大道
one in the K.I. Center, one off of Bayshore Drive,
还有一个在露天游乐场
one at the fairgrounds.
都是在两个小时前左右
All within the last two hours or so.
都是在东区靠近
All locations on the East Side close to the vicinity
伊丽莎白街 对吗
on Elizabeth Street, correct?
好像是
Yeah, I guess.
都很近
All fairly close.
第一个小丑是在梅森桥下
And the first Gags sighting was under the Mason Bridge,
大概一英里远
maybe a mile away?
你警察干得蛮好的
Look at you, doing police work.
我去 戴尔 你第一天上班
Holy shit, Dale. First day?
用张内存空的卡录
Changing to an empty card.
你说你只是想让我录音来着
You said that you just wanted me recording.
看来还是要录像啊
Gotta have space.
好吧 录吧录吧
Okay, we're good.
准备 开始
And... rolling.
我现在站在绿湾东侧的
I'm standing outside of the old Larsen Green Mill
老拉尔森绿色磨坊外
on the East Side of Green Bay,
这是一栋已经废弃了15年的建筑
a building that stood empty for the last 15 years.
但今晚它的大门重新打开
But tonight its doors reopen
当地名人查尔斯·怀特
as local celebrity Charles Wright,
正在直播一档节目
host of the divisive Wright Stuff Podcast,
他现在进入了大楼
enters the building on his hunt
正在寻找小丑
for Gags the Clown.
随着事件的进行
Stay tuned as we remain on location
请继续关注我们的拍摄现场
as this developing story unfolds.
以上报道来自WGRB 我是希瑟·杜普里
For WGRB, I'm Heather Duprey.
好了
And got it.
怎么样
How was that?
只能说凑合
It's not your best work.
去你妈的
Go fuck yourself.
快 我们走
Come on, let's go.
等等 我们要进去
Wait, we're going inside?
是啊 继续拍
Yes, keep rolling.
你觉得这样好吗
You really think that's wise?
戴尔 你能像个男人吗
Dale, I'm gonna need you to man up, okay?
你有蛋蛋吗 要是有蛋蛋就来
Find your balls, find them,
不然我就给你阉了
or I will find them for you.
我应该向人市部汇报一下
I should probably report that to HR.
不管了吧
But I'll let it slide.
-这女人可真会说 -好吧
- The mouth on this woman. - Okay...
等等
Hold up.
嘿 麦吉弗
Hey, MacGyver.
你认为这管用吗
You really think that's gonna work?
你在哪学的
Where'd you learn to do that?
麦吉弗那学的
MacGyver.
麦吉弗
MacGyver.
-啊 妈的 -放松点
- Ah, shit! - Easy over there.
可别尿裤子了
Don't get your panties in a bunch.
去你的
Hey, fuck you, man.
我受够了你这种到处瞎晃的调查了
I've about had it with this little exploration of yours.
你有已经搞砸了一次 还记得吗
You had your shot at Gags and you blew it, remember that?
大个子强壮的海军陆战队员
Big tough Marine almost pissed himself
在盯着小丑看的时候自己差点尿裤子
while staring down a clown?
你说话小心点
You better fucking watch it.
看看把我惹毛了你会怎么样
Go ahead, push me to the edge, see where it gets you.
哦 对 就是要把你惹毛了
Oh, yeah, right, I'm pushing you to the edge.
你知道吗 伙计
You know what, man?
-别管这些 好吗 -闭嘴
- Forget this shit, okay? - Shut up.
-我要回去了 -他妈的闭嘴
- I'm gonna head back-- - Shut the fuck up!
听听
Listen.
那是什么鬼东西
What the hell is that?
就像我们在轨道上听到的一样
It's that same shit we heard on the tracks.
走
Come on.
啊 见鬼 克里斯
Ah, damn it, Chris.
我叫你待在我身边
I told you to stay by me.
你上哪去了
Where the hell are you?
我应该和莎拉一起回家的
I should have gone home with Sara.
哇 我操 哦 不 不
Whoa, what the fuck? Oh, no, no no.
这下玩大了 不 不
That's a big fucking no. No, no, no.
警员1-11 你们在哪个位置
1-11, what's your location?
刚一个该死的气球破了 溅了我一身
I just had a goddamn balloon pop on me.
感觉已经一个半小时了
It's been like an hour and a half.
才5分钟
It's been five minutes.
你到底怕什么
Do you have any sense of adventure?
我有一种要死了的感觉
I have a sense of dying.
你不会死的 别那么娘炮好吗
You're not gonna die. Stop being a fucking pussy.
你能不能别损我了
Can you go five minutes without calling me a pussy?
我听不到你说什么
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the queefing.
快到了 这发生了什么事
We're close. There's something going on here.
-继续录 -你别担心
- Just keep recording. - Don't you worry.
我在录着呢
I'm recording the whole thing.
什么鬼东西
What the hell was that?
有人在吗
Anybody there?
救命
Help!
这怎么回事
What the hell's going on here?
嘿 站住
Hey, stop right there.
-这次你逃不掉了 -救命 救救我
- You ain't getting away this time! - Help, somebody help me!
站住
Stop!
伊丽莎白街419号发生枪击事件
Shots fired at 419 Elizabeth Street,
请求支援
requesting backup.
天哪
Holy shit.
你开枪打死了他
You shot him.
他
He was...
他冲过来
He was coming in.
我真不敢相信 你真把他打死了
I can't believe it, you actually fucking shot him.
你刚才开枪打死了小丑
You just shot Gags the Clown.
他死了吗
Is he dead?
死的不能再死了
Man, he's deader than a doornail.
嘿 冷静点 杀手
Hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down, killer.
就像你在海外打击的恐怖分子一样
It's just like them terrorists you blasted overseas,
没有什么不同
it's no different.
我
I...
我从没杀过人
I never killed anyone ever.
等等 等等
Wait, wait.
你在跟我开玩笑吗
Are you fucking kidding me?
我只是那边的机修工
I was a mechanic over there.
我改装悍马
I fixed humvees.
我从未见过打仗
I never saw combat.
哦 看看你
Oh... Oh, look at you.
你是我见过最可怜的怂蛋
Aren't you the most pathetic fucking coward I ever seen?
他在喊救命
He was yelling for help.
-都是你害的 -我
- You did this. - Me?
你别甩锅给我 好吗
Hey, don't you pin this on me, huh?
你一定要来 记得吗
You're driving this bitch, remember?
-嗯 嗯 -你自己说的
- Mm-mmm. - Your own words.
这是你的错 都是你害的
It's your fucking fault, you did this.
我把你拍下来了 查尔斯
I got you on camera, Charles.
你开枪打死那个混蛋的录像证据
Video evidence of you shooting the sumbitch.
-格林湾警察 -啊 妈的
- Green Bay Police! - Ah, fuck, five-o.
你做了你想做的 小丑杀手
Hey, listen, you do what you want, clown killer,
我要离开这
I'm out of here.
等等
Wait--
安全系统还是有效的
Possible functioning security system.
这座城市的注意力还是在朝这个大楼而来
The city still has juice flowing to the building.
上次我听说他们要把这整栋楼
Last I heard they were gonna turn this whole thing
变成豪华公寓
into a luxury condominium.
有发现
I got something.
该死
Shit!
是他吗 是那个小丑吗
Is that him? Is that our clown?
警员1-12 现在在伊丽莎白街419号
1-12 here at 419 Elizabeth Street.
目标已经被击毙 可能是PNB
I have subject down, possible PNB,
10-33的支援
requesting 10-33 traffic.
-还有气吗 -不 他已经死了
- Anything? - No, he's dead.
克里斯 等等
Chrissy, wait.
-不 -该死
- No. - Damn.
这只是个孩子
Just a kid.
这是泰勒·齐普尼克 萨拉的男朋友
It's Tyler Zepnick, Sara's boyfriend.
啊 天啊
Ah, jeez.
嘿 亲爱的 莎拉在家吗
Hey, sweetie, is Sara home?
不 不 没事 没什么事
Yeah, no, no, no, it's okay, everything's fine.
我得走了
Look, I have to go.
分头行动 我往北 你往南
Split up. I take north, you take south.
我们待在原地等候支援
We stay put and wait for backup!
我没那么多时间等
I'm not waiting 15 minutes!
克里斯
Chrissy!
该死
Damn it.
我们不是跟着
So instead of running out of the building
恐怖的狂欢节音乐跑出大楼
at the sound of creepy carnival music,
而是去找哪里发出来的
we're following it?
天啊 戴尔 你为什么不能为
Oh, Jesus Christ, Dale, why can't you just be happy
这个事件带给我们的惊喜而高兴呢
for the surprising developments this story's presenting us, hmm?
现在 帮我弄清楚这是怎么来的
Now, help me figure out where this is coming from.
我觉得我在这里
I don't feel like I'm wearing
穿的鞋子不合适
the proper footwear here.
我闻到这里有石棉味
I can smell the asbestos in here.
哎
Oh, huh.
发现了什么
Picked up on something.
在追捕一名或两名嫌疑人
Pursuing one, possibly two suspects.
哇
Whoa!
哇 小心
Whoa, watch it.
我想你不会想走过去的
I don't think you wanna go walking through there.
是从下面来的
It's coming from down here.
我刚才救了你的命
Ah, I just kind of saved your life back there.
谢谢你这么好
Thank you would be nice.
拜托 我不会掉下去的
Oh, please, I wasn't gonna fall through.
真见鬼 最重要的是 我该怎么
These damn things. More importantly, how do I get out--
嘿 伙计 你能告诉我 你叫什么 哇
Hey buddy, can you tell me, what's your name-- Oh, whoa!
你这是怎么了
What the hell happened to you?
表演要开始了
The show is about to begin.
你先开始吧 别等我了
You go ahead and start the show without me,
好吗 伙计 我得
okay, pal? I'm getting the fu--
来吧 莎拉 接电话
Come on, Sara, pick up!
嘿 我是莎拉
Hey, it's Sara.
很明显 我没带手机
Surprisingly, I don't have my phone on me,
想说什么话就请给我留言
but you know what to do and when to do it.
声音从这里来的
It's coming from in here.
哦 上帝啊
Oh, dear God.
门被木板封住了
Ah, it's boarded shut.
我想我们进不去了
I guess we can't go in there.
来帮帮我
Come help me.
你就一点不关心
You're not at all concerned
那扇门的另一头是什么
what's on the other end of that door?
不 我不担心 我可不是个怂包
No, I'm not concerned. I'm not a giant pussy.
我好奇的是
What I am is intrigued,
我们的朋友小丑
intrigued at the possibility that our clown friend
可能在这扇门的另一边
might be on the other side of this door,
这样我就能独家报道小丑了
thus giving me my fucking Gags exclusive.
快帮帮我
Now, help me.
把它放那边
Just put-- Put it over there.
天哪 戴尔
Jesus Christ, Dale.
天哪
God.
哦
Oh!
哦 见鬼
Oh, shit.
快
Come on!
见鬼
Fucking hell.
把这些都拍下来
Get all of this on camera.
你一定是在跟我开玩笑
You gotta be kidding me.
嗨 希瑟 等等
Hey, Heather, wait.
哦 该死
Oh, shit!
他还蛮在乎自己的小丑表演
This guy sure takes his clown gig seriously.
这不可能
This is beyond messed up.
等等 我们越来越近了
Wait, we're going closer to that thing?
这就是他
This is him.
这就是我们要找的家伙 戴尔
This is our guy, Dale.
我以为我们要找那个拿枪的
I thought we wanted the gun guy!
我感觉他离我们不远了
Well, something tells me he's not too far behind.
你一点都不觉得奇怪吗
You don't find this at all weird?
比半夜在街上走的
No weirder than a clown walking on the street
小丑还奇怪
in the middle of the night?
想想吧 戴尔 这家伙管自己叫小丑
Think about it, Dale. This guy calls himself Gags.
这对幕后主使来说是个玩笑
This is a joke to whoever's behind this.
这显然是其中的一环
This is all clearly part of it.
来吧
Come on.
我操
Fuck me.
他们的脸怎么了
What's wrong with their faces?
不要动
Don't move.
快 莎拉 接电话
Come on, Sara, pick up.
不
No!
啊
Ugh!
你到底要干嘛 克里斯
What do you want, Chrissy?
我刚到家
Look, I just got home.
你可以别一直打电话了吗
So you can stop pestering me now.
你成功的让我和我爸吵了起来
It worked, you got me in trouble with Dad.
我知道 你在努力
I get it, you're trying,
但你永远不会是我的妈妈
but you'll never be my mom.
再见 克丽丝
Goodbye, Chrissy.
警察
Police!
我不知道我为什么要跑 伙计
I don't know why I'm running, man.
别动
Freeze!
你就是那个该死的凶手
You're the fucking murderer.
站住
Stop running!
追捕两名嫌疑犯
In pursuit of two suspects.
啊 见鬼
Ah, shit!
别说话
Just keep shooting.
天哪 是他 是查尔斯·怀特
Holy shit, that's him. That's Charles Wright!
这什么情况 我受够了
What the fuck is this? I'm done.
我受够了这一切了
I am so done with all this shit.
如果找到建议原地等待支援
If located, stop, hold and advise.
格林警察 别动
Green Bay Police, freeze!
所有人都别动 站好
I need everyone to freeze and get on the floor! Now!
哇 哇 哇
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
警官 你要逮捕那个人
Officer, you need to arrest that man.
我看见他今晚冷血地杀了一个人
I saw him murder a man tonight in cold blood.
你在跟我开玩笑吗
Are you kidding me?
我给你看一段
Hey, why don't I show piggy here
我拍的一个视频 吧
a little video I shot, huh?
你们两个都闭嘴
Both of you are gonna shut the hell up...
让他看看你是怎么成为同谋的
Show him how you're an accomplice?
-然后一起行动的 -同谋
- ...and get on the ground, now! - An accomplice?
-你在那儿 -别说了
- You were there! - Now!
你怂恿我的
You were egging me on!
我唯一的同谋的是
The only thing I'm an accomplice to
你那该死的直播
is your shitty fucking podcast show!
警官 这个人是个没用的白人废物
Officer, this man is useless white trash.
他造成了可怕的影响
He's a horrible influence and a rotten individual.
嘿 你他妈的叫我什么
Hey, what the fuck did you just call me?
放下
Drop it!
我是一名美国老兵
I am a United States Veteran.
我为国家服务过
I served our country.
我有两个学位 我对社会很有用
I have two degrees-- I am of use to society.
他是个天生的蠢货
He is an inbred yokel shit for brain
还是个凶手
and a fucking murderer!
就是这样
That's it.
哇 不 不
Whoa, no! No, no, no, no, nope!
-戴尔 -不 不 我受够了
- Dale! - No, no, I am done.
-我要离开这里 -你他妈是认真的吗
- I am out of here. - Are you fucking serious?
嘿 快回来
Hey, get back here!
该死
Goddamn it!
开火了 两名嫌犯被击毙
Shots fired, two suspects down.
-立即报告 -女士们先生们
- Immediate backup required. - Ladies and gentlemen...
-欢迎来到 -他哪里来的
- ...welcome to... - Where the hell did he come from?
格林湾警察
Green Bay Police!
你 趴在舞台上
You, on the stage, get down on the ground now!
我有大麻烦了
I am in some serious shit here.
坐下
Sit down!
妈的坐下来
Sit the fuck back down!
我说每个人都坐下
I said everybody sit down!
我需要支援 完毕
I need backup. Over!
我说坐下
I said sit down!
操
Fuck!
一定要把磨坊拍在我身后
Make sure you get the mill behind me.
当我做完了 你就
Oh, and when I'm done, if you could just do a--
搞什么
What the...?
拍这个 拍这个
Shoot this, shoot this.
哦 我操 我操
Oh, fuck. Fuck me!
妈的
Fuck!
天哪
Holy shit!
开播
Go live.